SuperZombiePrincess

ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

eartheld:

ahealthierlexie:

This is so powerful

YOOO

eartheld:

ahealthierlexie:

This is so powerful

YOOO

unclefather:

A bee can become drunk from fermented nectar and other bees will punish it by chewing off its legs.

"Hey, Pete is drunk again lets chew his legs off"

burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

discountbinninja:

inkwelldried:

cocoabutterbabe:

cocoabutterbabe:

This is an accessory store where everything is $1.

They even have cosmetics! brushes, lipstick, and lashes as well as cute socks and panties!!

woah!

Because I know some of you lovelies are glam but poor.  It’s good for your mental health to do something nice, even if it’s cheap as dirt.

reminder for bisexuals

lyricalred:

today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 

thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

unamusedsloth:

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

When people say “You’ve changed” there’s a 95% chance that you just stopped acting the way they wanted you to.
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offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

yipdeceiver:

ah yes. my great teenage years. corresponding with strangers about music on a website and never getting dressed. sweet memories

oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 

stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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