why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down
Then please explain why you do wear make up Hm?
this might surprise u but people sometimes do things for themselves
motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave
"the bible says adam and eve"
yeah ok because that went so well
"sherlock and molly kissed"
yes….in anderson’s imagination…..it was not a real kiss….it happened only….inside anderson’s mind….pls remember this
"johnlock is canon"
no… they are not… they are not in an official relationship… they are two friends living together… pls remember this
lol these people are still so pressed about Molly getting to kiss him, and people shipping Sherlock with women at all.