SuperZombiePrincess

elouvator:

moshingwithyourmom:

elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

Then please explain why you do wear make up Hm?

this might surprise u but people sometimes do things for themselves

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

celebritity:

gender: ugly

jonnovstheinternet:

my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave

cosplaining:

"the bible says adam and eve"

yeah ok because that went so well

cumberbuddy:

put-that-on-a-t-shirt:

Cumbercoaster Time!

Best edit yet. Hahahahahaha. 

cumberbuddy:

put-that-on-a-t-shirt:

Cumbercoaster Time!

Best edit yet. Hahahahahaha. 

kilosophy:

oh shit

l-valencia:

Today’s progress

l-valencia:

Today’s progress

tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

petratodd:

batched:

ewmartin:

"sherlock and molly kissed"

yes….in anderson’s imagination…..it was not a real kiss….it happened only….inside anderson’s mind….pls remember this

"johnlock is canon"

no… they are not… they are not in an official relationship… they are two friends living together… pls remember this

lol these people are still so pressed about Molly getting to kiss him, and people shipping Sherlock with women at all.