SuperZombiePrincess
Happy Birthday! (saw your tags hope this isn't creepy)

Thank you! I’m just happy people read the tags :) it’s not creepy, but creepy asks are always fun too

Happy birthday, I think! Idk if it's actually your birthday or if that's just a regular tag, but happy birthday! It must happen someday, at any rate!

Thank you :) yesterday was my birthday but technically every day should be a happy birthday because every day is someone’s birthday and I really want everyone to be happy :3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BEAUTIFUL PRECIOUS CREATURE!!!!!

Thank you dearheart :)

hollabackhoe:

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

thegrayfox:

alright

thegrayfox:

alright

tastefullyoffensive:

Creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

Related: Subway Snapchat Art

rocker310:

stylishirish:

horain:

stylishirish:

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back 

that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.

it was a mechanical pencil 

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